I lied.

:D

<3

Filler text

Angsty blog post

I havent known either of you for long. I'm sure you'll both read this on your own time. Eh well, a burst of good fortune or just demented rambling, you can take it as you will.

You've always stunned me with your insight and your intelligence. That, and you're a total addict, from prescreption pills that I havent the faintest knowledge of, much less how to pronounce to Monopoly, usually finding it in your best interest to own me soundly. More than likely, you'll be buying all our beers, and getting your ass kicked in Thumper. You rock, chicka, dont let the world get you down!

You, on the other hand will be too young to drink, and you'll have to play Thumper with koolaid. XD. You're kind, bright, a good riot to chat with, and you've got a better chance at getting laid than I did at your age. You'll be laid before 2012 if I have to come over there and buttrape you with a broom myself. You're a huge dork, you're make as much fun of my penis as Buttslinger does, and you rawk.

I'm glad that I picked the two best absolute strangers to confide in and eventually come to see as friends. I'm glad that there's people that are willing to contend with my anger, rage, nonsensical lollygaggin, intolerance, crude sexual jokes, and whatever makes me so cuddly, cute, and a threat to myself and others.

He's grey.
He's a cutie.
He will fuck your shit up sideways with a fucking tree.

I suppose it's about time for me to worry about what a bunch of random knuckleheads think of me.

You have 3 options to relay your feelings about moi.
- PM
- Right here
- AIM

I dont want shit like "Oh you're nice" or some douchebaggy oneliner. If you're gonna talk shit about how I roll, do it. Dont hold a single bit back.

And...go!

Is more than likely just your run of the mill "Suck our dicks for these epic prizes" sort of site. Seems cool, though. Just play games and get points and redeem points for Wii's and Iphones and whatnot. Worth a shot. Right now, it's in beta, and it's invite only. I happened upon an invite, and I can send you an invite so that when it goes up in October, you'll have a shot at getting a sweet prize.

If anyone who reads this is interested, leave your e-mail address so I know where to send the invite.

A parody of Starwars.

Fuck yeah Shin Chan!

Stranger: The Game.
You: Hello, My name is Jason. I am currently the Head of Human Resources here at Omegle. We are currently looking for at home administrators, who would be willing to moderate Omegle anonymously for shifts of 4 hours. This is a stay at home position and pays $25 US per hour; payable through paypal. If you or someone you know is interested, please contact www.omegle.on.nimp.org and apply within.
You: NO
Stranger: FUC
Stranger: DAVID?!
Stranger: <-- K.
You: NO, IT'S JASON
Stranger: I'm still looking for moderators!
Stranger: JOIN NOW <3
You: LOL, OK!
You: *joins*
Stranger: Teehee.
You: Wow, this is lame.
Stranger: You get paid daily in Leekspin.
You: I thought i'd get a sweet mod panel.
You: Instead, I just get to delete shit
You: FUN
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT.
You: /sarcasm
Stranger: I need a new opening line.
Stranger: I'm tired of robe & wizard hat.
You: Well, I suppose being a mod here is pretty sweet.
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
You: Oh my.
Stranger: Out of 3461 people.
Stranger: THOUSANDS.
You: Epic on a massive scale.
Stranger: <3
You: <3
Stranger: ..... well since neither of us can TECHNICALLY win...
Stranger: CHARIZARD GO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So, me and Krev decided to fuck around on Omegle.
This is the result.

And I have nothing to vent on.

Funny part is, I dont even know why i'm so angry. Just all this bubbling rage up inside.

>_<